Clare Ann

Isaac John

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Favorite One-Liners of the Week

Without really trying, Clare is funny.
It's the job of parents to think that their children are hilarious, witty, charming, and cute.
This post is simply to show that I'm doing my job.
 My favorite one-liners of the week:
Clare: Mama, I swallowed my gum.
Me: How did that happen?
Clare: I was trying to dance with it.
 We were talking about heaven, 
and I tried to make the connection between God and heaven...
Me: Where does God live?
Clare: At church.
Me: Okay, where does Jesus live?
Clare: In the hay.
And for my favorite line of the week...
We were at our favorite sushi restaurant (Asian-fusion), and she loves watching the grill chef create different concoctions.  The chef started talking to her with his thick Chinese accent, and she said (in TOTAL SERIOUSNESS),
"I'm sorry, I don't know how to say Spanish."
I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

6 comments:

Caylors said...

Priceless! I so miss being around little Clare Bear.

Hillary said...

So funny! I think Jesus living in the hay is my favorite. I can see the confusion with the recent birthday of Jesus and him being in a stable.

Great pictures by the way!

don and sara said...

So, so funny! I love it!!

Josh and Kelly said...

Ha ha so funny to see the world from their eyes. And her hair is getting so long and beautiful!

Heidi said...

Hillarioius! And such great pictures too!

Lisa Clouse said...

YES! I'm back to seeing blogs with an updated browser. :) Thanks for making it such a great first read! Clare, you are one cool kid, with beautiful long hair! I remember when Phil used to be against the little cute barrettes to keep her swoopy bangs out of her face as a toddler. :)